Oh, fine then, I'll fucking write.

HA HA HA LOOK I STARTED A BLOG, I BET NO-ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE

HA HA HA LOOK I DID SARCASM ABOUT THE COMMONNESS OF BLOGS, I BET NO-ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE EITHER

So yeah. I'm soon-to-be unemployed and still living with my parents at 25. Fucking joy. So I've got nothing better to do than sit here and whine about it to a server.

Actually I've got a lot better to do, such as, oh, say, APPLYING FOR FUCKING JOBS. Except that hasn't borne fruit for about two years and I fail to see why it would magically start now.

So anyway. Let's see if I can keep this up for any length of time, like all the other things I am disciplined and structured about. Like porn watching, for example, or staring at walls. I can work on those all day.

Well, I have a program that won't stop playing the tones of a shrieking baby at me until I hit 500 words and I'm currently at 173 as of now. So let's see.

Nah fuck it, I'm off to bed.