Right, so I was supposed to bring back two kills from the update hunt to make up for yesterday's sad catch, and it looks like I'm facing the prospect of returning to the blog campfire once again a sad breaker of my word, telling morose tales of how I saw this really really BIG one hiding in the bushes but then a tiger ate it. Then I thought, no. I can get out of this. I WILL find something I can write about, by the Gods!
And I did.
So, then, I present you with the definitive list of WHY UPDATES ARE SUCH A BASTARD TO KEEP UP WITH.
1) I'm a lazy cunt.
Well, that was entertaining. I'm off to bed.